Friday, March 06, 2015
I'm a Miserable Bastard
"Why the hell didn't you cancel it?" I demanded. "People are falling on their ass all over the place. I went down on Northampton and it took three Panto Plows to get me up again. And while I was down, some bastard gave me a ticket!"
"Well, Bern, under the Home Rule Charter, we can't cancel."
"So now you follow the Charter?" I asked. "Brown's been in office for over a year and he hasn't started."
That's the way I get. I am a miserable bastard.