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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Did I Ever Tell You I Was a SEAL?

That's right. I'm used to jumping out of helicopters and swimming forty miles under water and getting tortured and shit like that. Since some minister got caught spinning some tales about his imagined military past, I thought I'd give it a try.

"Did I ever tell you I was a SEAL?" I asked a woman in the Civil Division.

"Really? What were you, an elephant seal?"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You also claim to be factual. You and the minister must be related.

Anonymous said...

Who's up at 3:36 posting lame comments on a blog -- any blog? Get some sleep. Count sheep. Buy a Sleep Number Bed. You'll be happier.

Col. James "Jimmy" Doolittle

Bernie O'Hare said...

3:36 is the 3 AM troll.