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Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Guest Post: Monkey Business and the DA's Race

Hi there!

I'm Jacko the Monkey.

I live in a closet at the Northampton County Courthouse. I'm about to come out of the closet

I'm used to eating bananas and throwing poop. Little did I suspect that I, an innocent and playful simian, would get dragged into the dirty world of Northampton County politics by a bottom-feeding blogger.

He got me drunk one night and has my story on tape. He's threatening to release it before November's election. He's apparently never heard the expression, "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil".

He has monkey brains.

You tea-party types need to talk him out of publishing his story, which he calls "gorilla warfare."

If he goes ahead anyway, I want you all to know that NorCo's GOP DA candidate, Tom Carroll, used me. I may toss poop nuggets, but I'm no racist.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Throw the poop, throw the poop!

Anonymous said...

All the candidates you work for end up doing tremendous harm to the public. I suspect your latest customer will be a similar disaster. And I thought Terry was OK, until now.

Anonymous said...

Terry needs to think about how to explain that his number 1 campaign worker is a woman abusing bum. Its a shame.

https://www.facebook.com/Demsagainstchuck/

Anonymous said...

Looks like 6:18 AM is a meggacrazy production....

Beverly999 said...

Tom Carroll is no racist. You don't seem to know him.

Anonymous said...

More than meggacrazy. It's MezzacRaZy.

X said...

Watch out bernie first your shinning shit and now throwing shit? Now next it will be packing shit and the fudge packing crew will overwhelm your articles and comments will begin the gay dating site. This being a product of the news that lady like obama will be the democrat canadate.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows the story. I hope you ask the victim before posting. Or at least leave her name out of it.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Jacko is the real victim here.

Anonymous said...

Bernie, if you are going to write a story, just write a story.

Bernie O'Hare said...

I'm not writing it. Jacko is.

Anonymous said...

This story makes no sense! What is this all about, please?

Anonymous said...

Bernie, do you to suffer from multiple personality disorder or is that just jacko?

Anonymous said...

Nice work abe cassis you punk. throwing dirt without taking ownership

Bernie O'Hare said...

10:41, i’m Nutz, to be sure.

Bernie O'Hare said...

10:50, Jacko is very offended at being compared to Abe “Cassis.” Jacko thinks he’s cuter. If he sees you, he has a poop ball for you.

Bernie O'Hare said...

10:25, All In good time.

Anonymous said...

The microdick brewery grand opening is scheduled for July 4, 2019 down from the courthouse. Size requirement for membership. You're a shoe a in Bernie. They even serve alcohol free ...its called the disbarred dickless dynobeer. Have fun.

X said...

You should team up mr hidey hoo, jacko and slosshturd for this shit slinging summerfest, they would commpliment todays politicos.

Anonymous said...

Invite "goofy hot doggy " Todd Weaver from emergency management to please. He can serve those old hot dogs from fire school