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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

This Just In: Tornado Warning, Dark Skies Threaten Turnout

Skies have darkened. Heavy winds have knocked over a tree or two. Thunder rumbling. Rain cascading. And a mailman has just come in to vote.

A voter tells me she should get credit for two votes.

15 comments:

Peter j Cochran said...

Ya Bernie ,trees down on way out of Legion in Palmer Twp. They only have about 300 votes there . Demo ward . But I’m predicting Marty on R side today . —— this is the end of the weak voter count - average person is not going out in this . So it’s what it is . Hope no voter gets in accident. Mrs. Hefline ,a trooper.

Anonymous said...

Bernie to do the Curly shuffle with a John M win !

Anonymous said...

Let the counting begin!

Anonymous said...

Robert Ryan is feeling no pain, is it true you are an alchi RR? Maybe Bernardo can be your sponsor and help you be happy joyous and free!

Anonymous said...

A tree fell over and killed a motorist in Effort, so it's nothing to laugh about. He sure isn't...

Anonymous said...

Morganelli concedes!

Anonymous said...

Morganelli needs to accept he's going nowhere after the DA position. What will he run for next?

Anonymous said...

Morganelli is a good man.

The positive of this surprising (to me) outcome is that Northampton County still has an excellent DA.

Anonymous said...

Morganelli conceded the party is on Wild Wins

Peter Principle said...

God Grant Bernie the Serenity to accept the things he cannot change, courage to change the things he can and wisdom to know the difference.

ScissorHands said...

Goddamnit O'Hare I told your corpulent tucchus to tone down the fawning puff pieces a month ago, thanks asshole.

Anonymous said...

Morganelli wins if he doesn’t kiss Trumps ass.

Trump is the kiss of death in this upcoming election.

PA has ZERO women in Congress. That’s sad.

Anonymous said...

John thought he’d support gun bans.
I thought I’d stay home.

Anonymous said...

Auntie Em, Auntie Em, Toto is in the dog pound with Johnnie Em!!

Doh Biden said...

I really thought the endorsement from a certain Med Manslab would have put John over the top, shame now Boonie will have a dark depression.