"If an attempt on your life has not been made, you're doing a bad job," he told me.
"How about a smashed car window? Does that count?" I asked.
"I'm not talking about some psycho ex girlfriend," he answered.
"You are not a 'reporter that matters' until someone has slipped a piano wire around your neck from behind and tried to strangle you."
Rudiger has offered to turn me into a "relevant" blogger in exchange for the chicken finger platter from Nazareth Diner, complete with mashed potatoes and brown (not tan) gravy. He will also accept a shrimp basket with fries. This payola must be provided once a week.
I asked Rudiger for his take on Tuesday's election.
"Great! ... Whatever.
"I voted for Ed Pawlowski because I want to see him arrested while in office."
He also claims that Emil Giordano would have won his race for Superior Court if he called himself Emily.
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Maybe Rudiger can be next personal / HR person ,has interesting take on stuff. .
well he has worked as an consultant before. but under a different name in Phoenix AZ
https://local.theonion.com/hire-of-local-moron-gives-nation-hope-for-employment-1819574010
Probably a little crazy, but very funny, and apparently harmless.
There are certainly worse combinations.
Bernie,
That's a good one, I myself am wondering if all the kings court jesters as well as its voting base will want a seat in the court gallery!
Where will Brown go? Will anything happen with Trapp?
Your opinion please...
"well he has worked as an consultant before. but under a different name in Phoenix AZ
https://local.theonion.com/hire-of-local-moron-gives-nation-hope-for-employment-1819574010"
Yes, the Onion uses Rudiger's likeness, too. Don't tell him. He'll sue.
I voted for Pawlowski for precisely the same reason.
I like this kid.
Anyone who would moon a security camera can't be all bad, I only hope it was a full moon complete with hanging turkey neck.
Those who have the conviction to speak truth to power can suffer truly terrible repercussions.
I know couple of places that need dishwashers. Let's see if the can survive on 10.00 an hour
Shouldn't the same rules apply to everyone Amy Trapp. I wonder if it's to late to contact an attorney
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