I Missed Pilates

After patiently waiting several years during yesterday afternoon's budget hearing and learning all about dead bodies,  Clerk of Criminal Courts Leigh Ann Fisher was called up before Northampton County Council. She told them she is fully staffed, has no vacancies, has a "wonderful" department and "I missed Pilates."

"So did I!" wisecracked Fiscal Affairs Director Jim Hunter, who weighs 700 pounds, from the rear of the meeting room.  

I missed Pilates, too. 

I'm only 699 pounds. 

I'm an instructor.