Just because I've blown a few election predictions, I've developed this reputation for cursing politicians to the political graveyard by simply saying I like them. Obviously, that's just nonsense. So let me tell you now who is going to win in the upcoming primary races.
Governor - I'm guessing Allyson Schwartz. I'm sure no one will mind that she not only supports abortion, but actually ran a clinic.
Lt. Gov. - Harrisburg City Councilman Brad Koplinski. Because why should Harrisburg be the only place that goes broke?
State Senator - Sign-bashing Joe "Won by One" Capozzolo, who slaughtered his competition for Bangor Mayor by one vote. Two years ago, he was crushed by Joe Emrick, a member of the Asshole Party. For some reason, he thinks he'll do better against a Republican who actually is a nice guy and has a $400,000 warchest.
State Rep. - Joe Emrick, proud member of the Asshole party, is running unopposed. So I'm picking him.
Congress: - Matt Cartwright has no Democratic opponent. On the R side, I'm goin' with Matt Dietz. Any friend of Tony Simao is a pal of mine.
(Here's a little secret. Don't tell anyone. I already voted because I'm working the polls on Tuesday. I went with Tom Wolf, Mike Stack and Scott Parsons, but I don't want to jinx them. I like Mark Aurand, but Scavello will crush him in the General. I think Scott could win, if Joe Cap hasn't taken away too many votes).
12 comments:
What a paid rewrite hack
Paid hack
You forgot to mention that "One vote Joe" Capozzolo was caught and charged with stealing one of his cousins signs- who at the time was running for re-election to the school board.
ThAt is what I was getting at when I called him " sign-bashing." He told me he painted them, and never actually stole them.
At least he fessed up to the deed. Small credit for that but not much.
I predict Callahan in an easy win over John Brown. Democrats will sweep all County races.
@8:09 pm -- best comment I have seen on here in a while. Awesome!
I'm surprised you didn't pick a winner in the PA HD183 primary.
Good post, Bernie. I came here looking for some last minute candidate information and/or Bernie's picks, and as I started reading this post, I thought "what the f*@( is he smoking?" Shortly I realized there was some funny business going on. I'll use some of your older posts or in a pinch your last paragraph. Speaking of pinch, I see you wrote about shit and Ron Angle in another post.
Matt, I'll have more about that race after tomorrow.
10:55, I am going to be sued by Mr. Hankey.
Be sure to write in Jim Gregory early and often.
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