Thursday, December 05, 2013
I Am Seeing Coroner Way Too Often
He had a budgetary request last night that sounded a lot more complicated than it is. He just wants one additional deputy coroner and a secretary, but translating it into bureaucratese made it sound like he was seeking a staff of 50.
"Was there some event that happened in this County that we need to be aware of?" asked President john Cusick.
Then Lamont McClure started asking all kinds of questions, like how many people die every day (10), how many are suicides, etc.. Then for some reason, they started talking about blood splatters and how rough people look when they die and start decomposing.
"It doesn't matter how good looking a person is, we all stink," noted Lysek.
Nice to know. Thank you very much. If Lysek talks for more than three minutes tonight, I'm in trouble. So is everyone within a 3' radius of me.