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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Great Escape

Well, I really blew this one. My Nazareth estate is located very close to District Judge John Capobiaco's courtroom. If the wind blows just right, I can sometimes hear him pronounce, "Guilty, twenty years in the electric chair" on some hapless Defendant. I thought I saw something going on today as my servants carried me to my car, but I was late for a very important date. I paid no attention. So I missed the Great Escape from Judge Capobianco.

This escape artist apparently took off in a getaway car left there by his girlfriend. It's a 1993 Toyota Camry with damages to the front end.

I drive a 1993 Toyota Camry with damages to the front, side and rear. What's more, the meeting I covered last night was at the Colonial Regional Police Department.

Fortunately, I was not arrested. Chief Seiple told me his officers recovered the car outside the Fox strip club in Bath.

I was not scheduled to perform there last night.


Anonymous said...

Theses pretend cops are funny. Did they remember to use real handcuffs?

Anonymous said...

Breaking news in front of your nose, and you are too busy to see it. God answered your prayer for a good story & you ignored it.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Actually, my prayer is that haters like you develop a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

they should just eliminate all the constables what a bunch of misfits.

Anonymous said...

One was overheard yelling,

"Which way did he go? Da which way did he go??