Wednesday night, Allentown City Council unanimnously confirmed Nadeem Eli Shahzad as the City's new Human Resources Director. The City has been having trouble finding someone after advertising twice and even using a search firm. I doubt Shahzad will last very long. As Candida Affa observed, he wears a lot of hats and appears to be stretched thin. He's never lasted long in any one location, has been involved in litigation with one of his former employers, and frankly, is something of a bullshit artist. His effusive praise for Mayor Tuerk, which he claims came from 7-11 customers, was a bit much. But I have a much bigger problem than these minor details. It's that no person who wears a suit with white socks should ever be taken seriously.
Don't get me wrong. I'm hardly known for my sartorial splendor. But when I see some guy in s suit with white socks, I immediately think of Jimmy Hoffa. That's why the mob took him out.
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To the anonymous reader who pointed out my typos, thanks. I don't think I've every had that many in such a short story.
Nice blog youse got here, goomba. Be a shame if sumtin' bad happened to it, capeesh?
Much like your opinion about white socks and suits, my opinion is you should never trust a blogger who doesn't proofread.
Jerry Lewis always wore white socks.
I've always thought white socks indicate some hygiene problem; usually a stinky one like trench foot. I've never trusted white sock wearers either. Jerry Lewis is a perfect example.
One of my favorite teachers wore white socks with suits, back when teacher wore suits. He was allergic to the dyes in black socks. You're trying too hard to be funny.
Are you just trying to confirm your status as an asshole?
How about sneakers with a suit? I’m looking at you, Mayor Tuerk! ;-)
Discuss..,
No need to explain. I just figured you were in a rush when you typed up the story. Plus, the autocorrect function doesn’t help (if you even use that; I know it gets me all the time).
Anyway, I figured it’s the least that I could do, since I have the easy part of just reading the stories, not writing them.
Again, no need to post this.
Men who wear suits and sneakers also sit to pee. The science is settled.
"How about sneakers with a suit? I’m looking at you, Mayor Tuerk! ;-)"
That's been acceptable for quite some time, according to GQ.
"Are you just trying to confirm your status as an asshole?"
I believe I confirm that status nearly every day, Mr. Lewis.
I think the dudes who wear black knee socks and flip flops are hilarious.........
BO said:"'Are you just trying to confirm your status as an asshole?'
I believe I confirm that status nearly every day, Mr. Lewis."
I posted the first message, and I'm not Mr. Lewis. You're not supposed to be proud of being a prick.
I will take white socks and suit any day over the guy Mr. F. who represents the proud state of Pa. with his choice of attire.
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