Failed NorCo Exec candidate and tin-foil hat brigade commander Steve Lynch has just announced his latest conspiracy theory. Most of us have been told that numerous wildfires ignited by lightning strikes on unusually dry forests in Canada have created plumes of smoke that have made their way down to the northeast US, This is scorching our lungs with unhealthy air. Instead of accepting this reality, Stevo is reaching more sinister conclusions. He claims it's actually a chemical attack. His readers blame Democrats, of course, and China.
Lynch, incidentally, is a GOP state committeeman. I think of him as the gift that keeps giving.
He tells a follower, "If people don't realize that human beings are under assault and they're trying to make us sick, weak and ultimately dead through their depopulation agenda I have no idea what else to say to people at this point."
Several more creative conspiracy theories listed at Rolling Stone.
UPDATED 10 am.
39 comments:
Prove he is wrong. You can't, so maybe he is right. He has been right before.
How can the static air in our houses be much different in time than outside Parts per million especially newer ventilation of Air conditioning.with out HEPA intake air ? Houses are not designed to be positive pressure our negative like a indoor shooting range should be . So what’s the logic that indoor air is any better after it’s had to exchange between door openings and people moving around?
I believe in Brother Steve's assessment, Uhuru!
The more I know about Steve Lynch, most of it his own words and actions, the more I think he might be literally intellectually disabled.
This goon lives in a constant state of paranoia. He STILL hasn't admitted that Damar Hamlin is alive and well.
"That wasn't Damar Hamlin at the game... Scoff now, but you won't when the TRUTH comes out!" - Steve Lynch; 1/25/23
Still waiting for "the TRUTH", Steve. When will you share it?
The subjects my stuffed armadillo and the chia pet unicorn discuss over cocktails and dinner are much weightier than the babblings that lynch constantly regurgitates.
Steve Lynch and his bisquick brigade need to stay off the internet because the only conspiracy theory they should believe in, is that republicans are doing their darndest to keep people like them uneducated about anything outside their lived experiences.
Conspiracy theorists can’t decide if institutions are “out to get them” because they desperately crave legitimacy. And they’ll take whatever they can get. Steve Lynch is the best that they can get…
The sad thing is that there are actually uneducated, gullible people out there who believe him or other related conspiracy theories.
How soon before Trump and his groupies start blaming all of this on the deep state?
If only they had raked the forests
Maybe he's trying to link the fires and smoke to the 30 tons of ammonium nitrate that went [wink wink] missing en route from Wyoming to California last month?
Official line is that it leaked during the trek and poses no danger.
Before you listen to anything these fools have to say , you should ask yourself, why do these people want to kill me? It's not the left listening to them. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fox-news-wildfires_n_648194c9e4b025003edb8ae6
Brother Steve treats his body like a Greek temple the resulting physique is akin to Hercules therefore I wouldn't discount his viewpoints on health and wellness.
The new Uhuru Party caucus was a big hit and there will be an announcement coming soon.
Do you know how any of this works? If you lay a claim, the burden is on YOU to prove your hypothesis. Not on us.
I claim the world is flat, but then I’d have to PROVE the earth is flat. So there’s that…
All of these big, tough, swaggering "alphas" sure seem absolutely terrified of literally everything all of the time.
It must be exhausting.
What a complete embarrassment to the Republican Party.
Uhuru Party = Another white supremacy, misogynistic, queerphobic, xenophobic roid-ridden incels coming to a township near you…
They’re puppets to fear and hate, easily manipulated, and bred to be anti-intellectuals by their racist fathers. Self-proclaimed “alphas” are delusional. They equate physical strength to dominance, but we know better…
He goes to the gym. They still don't have a brain workout machine.
Wait... I thought he was "transitioning everything to Twitter" instead of "Fascistbook". Lol. This guy is a clown. All biceps. Zero brains.
Ok BETA
Hey, I hope he runs again!
I hope he starts his "Podcast" again. That was a hot mess, and a direct result of an intellectually incompetent clown trying to run a circus.
As someone who still thinks vaccines and masks worked, I'm comfortable with this and other conspiracy theories. Thanks.
Freedom = Uhuru, first order of business will be to liberate our dear leader Hermano Tarrio, how can a white supremacist organization have an Afro Latino as it's thought leader?
Brother Steve has been savaged by the lame stream media and boutique bloggers now that Twitter has been saved he will have access to fair media not Muppets like Bern
Can you hook a Brother Steve superfan up with some links to the Pod from our God Bod?
Brother Steve knows this is a chemical attack from the Democrat Communist and China. But he still won't wear a mask outside because he'd rather die from the chemical poison than look like a pussy. Godspeed Brother Steve!
Considering “alpha” or “beta” males are myths and don’t actually exist, you my friend, are going backwards in the evolutionary scale. UHURU for your brain!
Wall Street Journal says one half of theses fires are caused by humans and other is lightning strikes.
Right. And superintellectual GOP state committe chairman Steve Lynch says the third half of these fires is caused by chemical attacks. Steve really is the grift that keeps on giving. I've actually missed him. Glad you brought him back, BO!
Steve Lynch is the man to make Northampton County great again!
"Do you know how any of this works? If you lay a claim, the burden is on YOU to prove your hypothesis. Not on us"
Save your elitist spiel for the ivory towers liberals. You cannot disprove what Steve is saying or you would.
Ah yes, the mighty conservative deflection filled ad hominem attacks, laced with dismissiveness and informal fallacies. Turn away and pivot is y’all best strategy. Get lost.
4:33 You're a looney.
How exhausting it must be to live every day having to come up with these stupid theories in the hope that someday one might actually come true, and living every day having to tell yourself that everything you've ever said has been right. Just a sad sad existence. But it's just a matter of time before heart failure from the decades of steroid use kicks in and another MAGA queen bites the dust.
Can someone shoot me a link to Brother Steve's podcast?
@1:12pm
Am I though? Am I? You’re the one who automatically supports wild conspiracy theories on a whim, just because they’re coming from a Republican. Grow up.
I love conspiracy theories. It's what makes election season and the world go round. Stock up on respirator masks; could be a wild summer !!
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