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Sunday, June 02, 2013

Stolz Withdraws From Coveted Emmaus Mayor Race

Julian claims he only ran to persuade incumbent Mayor Iobst to withdraw from "Mayors Against Illegal Guns." Iobst has pulled out, so it's Mission Accomplished, sez the controversial school director.

Of course, that's all bullshit. Stolz was in this for the same reason he ran fro school board - to pick up the babes.

5 comments:

Kevin Chang said...

Last week I ran out of Earl Grey so I stopped by Teavanna to resupply, wouldn't you know it young Julian Stolz was my dashing salesman and the little bugger charmed me into buying a $350 tea kettle! Julian may not be the next Mayor of Emmaus but he will always be the top sales associate at americas #1 purveyor of tea finery!

Anonymous said...

Chasing poontang is serious business and nothing for which to be ashamed. Many politicians are multi-taskers in this regard. It's as American as apple pie and making moms.

Yours in Christ,
William J. Clinton

Anonymous said...

puh-leeeeze. William Jefferson Clinton is the second greatest President in American history ( of course #1 is B. Hussein Obama). Please do not disrespect the office of the presidency like that.

Anonymous said...


STOLTZ IS A EGOCENTRIC JERK

Anonymous said...

Lets be honest, Stolz is definitely not getting any babes.