What could have made her late? Here's the top ten reasons, as determined by my readers.
10. Traffic jam in densely populated slate belt.
9. Baking cookies.
8. Padding salary at POM.
7. She's still looking for that damn shoe.
6. She was busy memorizing the names of world leaders.
5. She wasn't late. Everyone else was early.
4. Was waiting forever for "light" rail.
3. She was busy practicing a Southern accent for the slate belt.
2. Making plans for her next campaign.
1. Standing in line during bank runs at Wachovia and Sovereign.