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Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Allentown's Third Sustain-a-Ball Set For ABW

Allentown's Environmental Advisory Council will host its third Sustain-a-Ball on Saturday, May 6, at the Allentown Brew Works. The Ball starts at 6 pm and will cost you $35. If you're a student, they'll knock it down to $20.  The proceeds are to benefit the Queen City's community garden projects.

I believe Ron Angle will be a featured speaker. His "Shit! It's What's For Dinner" lecture series, about the application of sludge to even community farms, has been drawing raves from environmentalists. I have no doubt they intend to give him a major award.

"Hey, everybody wants fresh, right? Well you can't get fresher than this!" he said, holding raw sewage from the Jordan Creek in his hands.

"This does amazing things to asparagus."

I missed the first two balls primarily because I didn't know about them and had no money anyway. But I might sneak in this time because I've never met Richard Fegley from ABW.


Anonymous said...

Will Ron really be there because I for one especially would like to talk to him? As the nearly extinct outhouse insect was the best shit I read in a long time?

patent pending

Anonymous said...

Allentown has an Environmental Advisory Council?
Is this a gag post?

Anonymous said...

Quite a pair -Angle the adjudicated fraud and biosolid bernie the one who spreads his manure.