Thursday, July 12, 2007

Where the Hell is Bill White??

Have you ever noticed that Morning Call humorist Bill White and Northampton County Councilman Ron Angle disappear about the same time every year? Well, Angle's back and has proved it with his 356,487th lawsuit against Northampton County. But White is still nowhere to be found.

Before he disappeared, White had finally convinced himself he is actually Captain Jack Sparrow, and kept calling everyone around him "me proud beauty."

He was last seen running from some of his less appreciative readers.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

O'hare, your an asshole, but a funny asshole.

LVDem said...

He went on vacation. Bernie, you posted a comment. Are you losing it in your old age?

hehehehe

Bernie O'Hare said...

That's just what they want you to think.

bill white said...

I'm back. Did I miss anything?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Bill, There was a coup d'etat in Northampton County. Angle finally took over and appointed Jolly Joe propoganda minister. Other than that, things are real quiet. Really.

Anonymous said...

Rumor had it White, Angle and Stoffa were holed up in a cabin in the mountains planning their next move towards world domination. It's true, IT"S TRUE!!!

Bernie O'Hare said...

Why doi you think there was a tornado in Eastonm last night? It's the end of times.

know it all said...

Angle's kid went to Jolly Joe's radio station Friday and asked for some Musikfest tickets,the kid said they were paid for. The joke is on Angle, Jolly Joe called to see if they were paid for,wrong the kid lied for Angle,he did'nt even have the ball's to come in to the station,he waited in the car.The joke is on him , the tickets were voided after one phone call. Angle met his match,wait till they try to use the tickets.Lier,lier pants on fire remember the elections in November.

Bernie O'Hare said...

I'm cackling maniacally.

Anonymous said...

The truth will set you free,Angle should be behind bars.

Bernie O'Hare said...

Still cackling maniacally.