Friday, July 27, 2007

Rendell Caption Contest

Micek started this crap earlier this month. He posted a provocative picture of the Guv, and asked you to come up with a caption.

This is a much better picture, and it's just begging for a caption.

Winner of the best caption, to be decided on Monday, gets (1) free lunch with Ron Angle, or (2) a guest blog in which I am barred from offering any critical commentary.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

"And I said 'Midge, Catherine is THIS close to losing her battle with sanity'."

Lynn Swann said...

"Doc, can you help me? That pump ain't working."

Bernard P. Fife said...

Ladies and Gentleman, this is the thickness of a neocon's skull.

Brian said...

"Of course our state can keep I-78 open if we only get this much snow...this is Pennsylvania! "

Anonymous said...

"and Sam said a stack of $100's this thick!"

Sir Dude

J. Spike said...

Thats the amount of Bullshit they are feeding you.

Anonymous said...

"I swear Midge, I only went this far with Sam Bennett! Seriuosly, she's not that good. If she was I would have made her a Senator or something.""

Anonymous said...

"Hey, Leave Sammy Bennett alone! She's already agreed to only steal half the state grant money I gave her. And she only needs this much more in campaign contributions to pay off her debts. Then she'll be gone!"

Senator mickey "the Hammer" Marsico said...

The Republicans made me bend over, but they only got it in that far!

A.J. Cordi said...

"Sam's chances of winning are about this much, but I'll still pay her way!"

BethlehemDem said...

"So I saw DeWeese in the bathroom the other day, can you believe he is THAT small?"

Tom Foolery said...

I saw Angle at the nudist camp and all I can tell you is...

Anonymous said...

"All right, I admit it. She could only take this much but I gave her the grant for POM anyway."

Anonymous said...

We were this close to meaningful property tax reform. Then Lisa Boscola and Bernie K screwed everything up.

Anonymous said...

There is this much truth to everything I say.

Bernie O'Hare said...

God, these are all pretty good.

Anonymous said...

'O'Hare worries me this much' and by the way, who the hell is O'Hare.


Reporter: "He's Ron Angles man servant".

Lost in the County

A.J. Cordi said...

"I feel this tall when standing next to a real politician.."

Anne said...

"My mind; I lost it. It's about this big, and it's out by itself.

A.J. Cordi said...

"I crush you. I crush you. You're dead. I crush you with my finger, press."

river said...

" I've got an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dotted peepee, that I saw for the first time today"

A.J. Cordi said...

"Sam Bennett is lying. I'm way bigger than this."

Anonymous said...

"I wish I had at least this much credibility"

LVDem said...

"The collective intelligence of the GOP leadership in the house and senate fit between these two fingers," replied Gov. Rendell.

"And how would you measure the collective intelligence of the Democratic leadership in the house and senate," asked a reporter.

"By showing you the left overs of the cheese steak I left on my plate after lunch," chuckled the governor.

Julian Stolz said...

"Hey it's still bigger than Dubya's!

The amount of credibility I have with the people of Pennsylvania I mean..."

LVDem said...

That was funny Julian b/c it's true.

Julian Stolz said...

LVDEM,

I know.

It is so true.

That's why it's funny

True hence, funny

with appologies to Dane Cook

Anonymous said...

"Political challengers have this much chance of voting out incumbents, so Blogger?.... STFU!"

Anonymous said...

"How much I care about what people think of my tax hikes."

A.J. Cordi said...

"After adding what I consider to be Philadelphia's absolute needs to the budget, there's only this much left for the rest of the state.

...Oh, wait, that's what I promised to Sam Bennett already."