Wednesday, July 25, 2007

If You Think Sheehan's Nuts, Check Out This Former Green From England

Cindy Sheehan's circus will be in Allentown today. Many of us think she's nuts. But she can't hold a candle to David Icke, England's former Green Party spokesperson.

You probably didn't know this, but Icke has learned the world is secretly ruled by blood-sucking reptilian humanoids from the constellation Draco. These include George Bush, the royal family and Kris Kristofferson, with those beady little eyes. Best defense? A turquoise tracksuit for some reason.

You know, now that I think about it, I did see a bunch of geckos running around the courthouse right before the last council meeting.

12 comments:

A.J. Cordi said...

Yeah... um... I don't know what to say about that, lol.

Anonymous said...

We all have a place at God's table

Brian said...

Who would have thought a blood-sucking reptile wrote "Me and Booby McGee"? You really do learn something new every day. I think we now know the truth behind Janice Joplin's death - Kristofferson must have sucked her blood out after he allowed her to record that song!

Chris Casey said...

I think you took the movie "invasion of the Body Snatchers" as fact not fiction. Though it would explain the Bush Presidencies.

Xotoq said...

O'Hare, Do not mock the alien overlords. We may come back for seconds.

Anonymous said...

How else do you exlpain Angle?

Bernie O'Hare said...

You have a point, earthling.

Tom Foolery said...

I must admit that the reptile does bear a striking resemblance to Bush..However the idea that it most likely would be a intelligent life form rules the big GB out.
I wouldn't rule Angle out though.

Larry Kisslinger said...

From express-times: Cindy Sheehan arrived, energizing the crowd of about 50. Cindy, please go home and take care of remaining members of your family...very, very, sorry for the loss of your Son who volunteered to save our Freedom from nitwits! I could get 50 people to attend an event to rid USA of smokestacks! Please take time to know you are not energizing anybody to do anything except helping to elect "my" Republican candidates. Thanks Cindy, now please go home and vote Republican. larry@kisslinger.com

Ronald 'More-More' Moshki said...

We need Mrs. David Vitters:
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LATINA LOCA II

There once was the case of Lorena
Which seemed to be a simple 'No-Brain-a'


The deed she had done
Left John with no fun


But she 'got off'
With a plea of 'Insane-a'


Moshki 'No-Cutter' McSutter
1/24/94
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No reptile can touch these, as Imus would say, ho's.

Anonymous said...

larry kisslinger,

I read in today's Morning Call that there were 50 people marching with Sheehan. Then later when she spoke there was an "overflow crowd" at the Sterling, a venue which holds at least 500 people.

Anonymous said...

Once you go alien you never go back