Northampton County Dems are having a picnic on Sunday, September 23, at the Tri-Boro Sportsman Club (RTE. 329) 21st & Canal Streets in Northampton between noon and 5 PM. Tickets are just $5. All local Democratic candidates will be there.
I've just sent Joe Long an email asking for press credentials. As a member of the press, I should be able to get in for free. Once I get past the bouncer, I'd like to get my hands on some of those raffle tickets.
A bronzed clodhopper with remnants of a gunshot hole ... will mysteriously appear on the doorprize table. Yes, Sam Bennett will be raffled off as part of The Joe Long Shoot Yerself In The Foot Award.
The grand prize? A framed copy of the original "We don't want no steenkin bloggers at a press conference" letter. Imagine - for the price of a raffle ticket, you can own an authentic email typed by the legendary Joe Long!
Maybe Joe will grant me an interview.
10 comments:
Bernie, Maybe Sammy B will give you a great big smooch and tell you how wonderful you are.
Take some disinfecting towlettes.
I'm going to spend most of my time in the men's room, toe-tapping for Joe.
Bernie -
Pigs might fly, too.
Or maybe not...
5 bucks? wow, the Lehigh Dem one is $20 at the door!
you get what you pay for
Considering all the press you get from Joe you should consider going. I can see the headlines now.
Blogger beaten and tossed into the river. Yes, there is a river next to the park. Good luck..
TomFoolery,
You're not suggesting that the local Democratic machine is just a bunch of union thugs, are you? It's more democratic than that, isn't it?
Besides, I can swim!
Not with an anchor tied to your ankle. Who is talking about union thugs. I figured Sam bennett would toss you in. Joe would tie the anchor..
Well, then I'm in luck. Joe Long and Sam Bennett can't do anything right. I'll just point to Lamont McClure and tell them he's Bernie O'Hare.
Let me know how that works out Bernie..
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