Scott Petri (R) was in the battle of his life with Carl Cherkin (D). Cherkin was a FOX-29 sportscaster and had great name ID.Everybody loves Fox! Especially Dems.
At a parade in early September, Cherkin was on a float with Rendell, who was running for Gov the first time. The Petri camp was doomed.
But then, inexplicably, the Cherkin folks began passing out pickles on a stick. They were wearing signs and chanting “Gherkins for Cherkin”. Petri won 55-45.
Pickles on a stick have not been used in politics since that fateful day.
How about petri dishes?
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perhaps if they dunked the pickles in chocolate and marshmellow fluff and deep fried them like they fry things at Musikfest whey would have won hands down ! :):)
I recall 8-10 years ago Freid Pickles were a fad.
We had a sample case at Memorytown when I was a teenage cook there.
Sysco sold them.
I miss the deep freid candy bars from Southampton Fish and Chips.
But the food that will win any election.
Deep freid SPAM.
Its fat, crunchy, juicy. And SPAM has been a staple of American culture. Heck they even named the internet version of fillibustering porno ads in your e-mail after it.
Let's throw pickles at Sam Bennett.
why not throw the goo SPAM comes in?
For those who've lived a sheltered life.
Second one on the page.
http://britishexpats.com/blogs/gruffbrown/40/Limericks.html
Too easy!
:-)
Ok, let it rip.
There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin' your gherkin
Your gherkin's fer ferkin not jerkin'
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