But now it's summertime, and all the important people are at the beach. So for this week's Five Questions interview, poor Sarah Cassi was forced to interview a blogger - moi. I had to promise to keep my hands on the table at all times for some reason.
Q. Do you have sources you depend on or people that feed you information?
"I make most of it up. It's pretty much fabricated. It's pretty much pure lies. It's totally worthless. Thank you very much."
Express Times editor Joe Owens has his own report.
Q. Why don't you write a newspaper column?
"Because they'd need to run my picture and people don't deserve that at the breakfast table."
That bastard! I'm pretty sure I can nail him with libel for that one.