Friday, June 21, 2013

Mezzacappa: We Don't Need No Steenkin' DA

Tricia Mezzacappa, with six inches of make-up, spray-painted red pants and 18" high heels, flew on her broom from West Easton to Northampton County Council last night. She demanded they do something about DA John Morganelli. He recently wrapped up his investigation into her leaked gun permit application, and charged only the person who leaked it.  Mezzacappa claims that West Easton Borough Council president Kelly Gross, whom she called "obviously corrupt and mentally disturbed," is the real felon. She demanded Northampton County Council to censure Gross, too.

I'm sure Council will be all over that like orange on a carrot.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are obviously lusting after this woman and it must drive you insane to know that jg is exactly where you can only dream of being

Anonymous said...

Would that be inside a nightmare?

Anonymous said...

Bernie, I know you think it is funny to describe TM as a witch flying in on her broom, however, this woman has some serious mental health issues that need to be addressed. And not by jg. Preferable to maligning a person with mental health issues, perhaps just keep sending the telephone number to MH/MR everytime she says something like 5:11 AM. Why keep sinking to her level?

Anonymous said...

because that is exactly where he belongs

Bernie O'Hare said...

7:18, actually, i have made several references to Mh/MR concerning her aberrant behavior. I also think describing her as a witch is justified, and psles in comparison to the epithets she uses toward me and many others.

Glinda said...

She's a witch alright. If her warlock didn't have a holloweenie, he wouldn't be in trouble for pummeling dissatisfied women.