Monday, June 17, 2013
Gregory Moves On to New Heights
It's been a rough few weeks for Lehigh Valley Labor Council VP Jim Gregory. His girlfriend has left. He's been charged with harassment and served with a Protection from Abuse Act Order (PFA). Then there's a contempt citation for continuing to contact his girlfriend after the PFA. Got a suspension from his job as, believe it or not, a mental health caseworker. Then he announced an independent bid for a Mayoral candidacy in Bethlehem, only to learn that election laws prevent it. His anonymous "lol" comments have earned him the derision of Morning Call columnist Bill White. Like me, White needs eardrum transplants after listening to Gregory's YouTube rendition of "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone." Lesser men would raise the white flag. But that's not Gregory's style. He's instead on the prowl, looking for a new soulmate.
A cocktail waitress from the Sands? Nah, the Mediterranean manslab has gone Asian. His new love interest is a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, who was delighted by the high heels.
As Gregory would say, "LOL."