Kathy Frederick and Bill White both have an interesting "What is This?" feature, where they ask readers to identify some mysterious object. It's all very light-hearted and fun. No controversy. I'd love to do something like that myself, but as most of you know, I'm a bottom-feeding blogger. Being noncontroversial would be bad for my image. I've just reached a milestone where one of my readers sends me pictures of dead Nazis. Not everyone can claim that status.
So instead of "What is This?", this occasional column will be called "Who is This?"
If you look at the picture I have posted, I want to know the identity of the bald guy, not the dude eating his own finger. I'll give you a few hints.
* He's there almost every night for several hours.
* He sits at the same barstool every night, and his asschecks have actually now molded into the wood.
* He's a politician.
* He's not Reverend Mike Dowd.
I'll give you an answer sometime soon. Class dismissed.
