For Love of a Pig ...

A Lancaster County man has brought new meaning to the term, "bringing home the bacon." The Patriot News reports that he's been charged with trespass and indecent exposure after being caught, drunk and naked, inside a barn with a bunch of pigs. He had been court ordered to stay away from the place in 2011, but couldn't resist.

"I just like pigs," he explained.

When I drank, I liked pigs, too. But I'm pretty sure they had two legs.