Northampton County's loss is the underwear modeling industry's gain. Failed NorCo Exec candidate Steve Lynch has announced that he will be modeling underwear on his Instagram account, sometime in the next week or two.
He does it all. Boxer, GOP state committeeman, political operative, body builder, diet pill expert, log thrower, dedicated public servant and now, he'll be modeling panties.
Good for him!
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Yay! The Steroid Snowflake is back in Ramblings! Always entertaining to read about Steve-O! Soon he can add magawear model to his resume! He really is the grift...er...gift that just keeps on giving!
Personally, I like to go commando. I don't like when my balls are subjected to a mask mandate!
-Dumbass
He'll do anything to feed his family, or his narcissism, or something like that. Maybe he could become a Chippendale? His kids will be so proud.
Let us not forget about his psychic abilities! He accurately predicted Damar Hamlin is a government-cloned body-double, the covid vax will kill everyone (except Donald Trump?), and, most importantly, Obama is a secret terrorist, residing in this country illegally. When you reach this level of stardom, the choice to be a panty model is a no-brainer.
Is he a Patriot who identifies as an underwear model? Or an underwear model who identifies as a Patriot? Either way, he has reached the final level of narcissism. His return to being a "holy roller" seems to have been short-lived.
SL - Another delusional and probably mental ill maga cult puppets head pops off. It is happening nationwide and is a treat to watch.
I particularly like his claim that the Canadian wildfires are a chemical attack by our government designed to reduce the population.
He likes to talk about putting on the armor of God, but never knew it was panties.
He has already removed the panty promo. Looks like he is back in the political arena. Lol. His wife must have laid down the gauntlet.
Looks like he is doing a facebook live this morning to announce he is running for office...
"Dad, what's your side hustle?"
"I work for a panty company who's motto is 'Put a Volcano in Your Pants'"
(don't worry, I still identify as "straight")
Brother Steve has no shrinkage and needs not resort to cod pieces or stuffing, his bulk is evenly distributed to both kibbles and bits he is the total package
Steve Lynch and Taiba Sultana should have a steel cage match. Republican versus Democrat. She can use her trademarked head-butt maneuver and when he's not looking she can whack him in the back of the head with a Nadeem for Controller sign. His tactics will be to blind her with his technicolor underwear selection and if he gets in bind, he'll call in his team of 20 strong men.
Maybe now we will finally see why Amber Lynch is always wearing a scowl. Or will the roid rage Steve be sporting a cod piece for these shoots?
The clown took the post down. So typical. Now he's having an online argument with a guy who actually has some pretty good collection of Steve's greatest hits on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOlCUNPAGacfwDphzlNRb33nZ07INuBzl
Steve promised a FB live sometime this morning. He is probably at the gas station filling up his production studio, I mean pickup truck.
@8:10 what office is Lynch running for now?
That videos dude always seems like he's in the grips of meth psychosis
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would attend and this would be amazing!!!!
Dumbass
I don't understand this post. Please explain it to me like someone who took an experimental injection in exchange for a free donut. TIA.
Steve "panty boy" Lynch can crush full cans of Bud Light between his pectoral muscles.
@10:32 - So, I'll explain it to you as if you were Donald Trump (since he is the "Father" of Operation Warp Speed/"experimental injection":
Steve "Panty Boy" Lynch is a MASTER OF ALL TRADES: Muscles, Guns, Panties, and Saving the Country. And... HE'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
VOTE LYNCH
10:44,
Thanks ;-). Here's looking at you in your Subaru, driving alone, double-masked, five times vaxxed and recovering from your second bout with Covid. Each side has nUtZ. You're more Lynchy than you know. Boxers or briefs, or that frilly thong?
Apology for off topic…why did Council spend almost $40,000 on a Gracedale study that revealed what they already knew….County needs to increase wages for Gracedale employees..
🤣🤣🤣 HIS FB LIVE IS GOLD! HE'S ACTING AS IF THE GAY PANTY MODELING GIG WAS JUST "CLICK BAIT." THIS GUY LITERALLY HAS A COPY OF THE TRUMP PLAYBOOK IN HIS GLOVEBOX. 🤣🤣🤣
11:09:
You got the wrong guy. I drive a truck with a Gadsden Flag, and testicles hanging from the hitch. I'm Panty Boy's biggest fan.
Has anyone told you that you look like Bernie Sanders and Dr fauci if they had a baby with down syndrome. Maybe stop focusing so much on a guy who could careless if you even existed. It's like Steve lives rent free in your head. I know you probably want to give him some but I doubt you are his type. You seem to be obsessed with him. He should probably get a PFA against you. I bet you try to sneak in his back yard clothes line to sniff his underwear. Do the world a huge favor take a long walk of the tallest building you can find. I'm sure if your mother would know now what her scumbag son has become she would have been pro choice. I know if my son grew up to be a disgraced attorney writing crappy articles on a nobody blog. I would be ashamed.
Is she though? Dumbass usually observes she is a generally happy person.
Dumbass
Pic of him in wifeys panties is on his insta. This doucheyacht will do anything to remain relevant.
Got that right, dumbass!
Calm down Steven. You got your panties in a bunch.........
Spoiler alert: (unless you want to watch another truck video) HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR OFFICE ANYMORE. WE WON. 💪
Forget the panties. The bigger issue is exactly what office he plans to seek next. I’m sure dumbass knows the answer, Bernie.
He can say he was punking you. We all know he fell madly in love with his own self when he saw the picture of himself looking like a bachelorette party lumberjack for hire.
I also don't believe for a second that he's not running for anything. He's just not running now. Next year is a different story.
All those hours spent removing body hair. Does he identify as a female yet?
I don't know. Mine are silk.
I always had you as a commando type.
Dumbass
Santa gone! A large piece of Township equipment given to a friend? A 20K security system installed at eastern industries by another crony another without bid or approval and the fleece of the taxpayers goes on and on. A Bernie Investigation is badly needed!
Too funny. This guy is literally a clown and yet he thinks his poop does not stink. I feel bad for his family.
Ohare is only 4 feet tall so every building is tall to him.
Dumbass
I guess we will need to dust off our magnifying glasses. Steroids.
I'm confused. Eastern Industries and Township equipment are 2 different things. Please elaborate for us 'lynch mob' warriors.
Doucheyacht 😂
Brother Steve is an expert "log thrower". It's been said that you O'Hare are an expert "log Catcher".
Not many bottoms can handle Brother Steve's meat cannon, it is rumoured he served as a stunt cock for adult film icon Girth Brooks
The Uhuru movement allows for showcasing ones hard earned gains so long as it is not done in a gender bending manner, bodybuilders like Steve routinely compete in speedos its the norm him making bank modeling underwear only triggers smooth brained incel cucks who have abysmal physiques
Every single one of you is a loser. Not one of you bothered to watch. 1) Steve isn't running for anything. 2) he trolled the shit out of this hack 'blog'. Losers.
Put the lime in the Cocunut !
Anti-vax but will gladly 'jab' himself daily with steroids. Makes sense. If he's still around in 10 yrs he'll no doubt have heart failure and will need 20 strong men to carry him around. Would love to know where AL got her 'nursing' degree. Sad.
8:21, So you confess that Lynch trolls this blog. Thought so. I certainly hope most readers have better things to do than listen to his narcissism. And no, I believe nothing he says. He also said he was suing McClure. He also said he was suing the post office. He's not running this year because he can't. But he'll be back. He needs the attention.
So do you, it seems, with your choice of material.
What's the saying about feeding trolls...
We love the free entertainment Bernie. Hey Steven thanks for the laughs, tough guy.
8:45 am, I want to hang out with you. That was one of the funniest posts I’ve read.
Brother Steve is a man god i9n his speedo. Better he then you, McClure, Dertinger or Barron as underwear models. That would be a crime against humanity.
Brother Steve is a man god i9n his speedo. Better he then you, McClure, Dertinger or Barron as underwear models. That would be a crime against humanity.
Barron should stay away from the candy aisle and the soda machine!
Based on all his failed election efforts, the only real loser here is Steve. That’s why he’s not running for anything. Because he continues to loose.
Steve’s testes are loosing…
Steve’s Mexican anabolic steroid dealer isn’t loosing though…
Uhuru.
Moms for Liberty are too busy banning Dr Seuss books and getting all woke about masks to care about this high stepping panty man. Can't wait for the new song "20 little men south of the little man"
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