Thursday, October 28, 2010
Dr. Bob Romancheck, Chick Magnet
Now listen folks, I've got lots of ground to cover, and think I'm looking at an all-nighter. Yes, Cunningham's budget passed as expected Yes, many people died. But before I do anything else, I have to tell you about that bastard, Doctor Bob Romancheck. In July, during of all things an Allentown City Council meeting, some beautiful babe with long dark hair came out of nowhere and sat right next to him.
"Hi, my name is Terry," she purred.
Allentown watchdog Lou Hershman, who was sitting with me behind the good doctor, began sweating and popping all kinds of vitamins.
So maybe she had poor eyesight or something, right?
Well, guess what? It happened again at last night's Lehigh County Board of Commissioners' meeting, but this time, it was a hot blond. Dr. Romancheck said something about his airplane during courtesy of the floor, and she flew right at him when he was done.
"Ohhh, you're so impressive, Doctor."
What is it with this guy?
By the way, I'm a doctor, too, and I'm going to the Courthouse today in my rocketship.