Thursday, October 28, 2010

Dr. Bob Romancheck, Chick Magnet

Now listen folks, I've got lots of ground to cover, and think I'm looking at an all-nighter. Yes, Cunningham's budget passed as expected Yes, many people died. But before I do anything else, I have to tell you about that bastard, Doctor Bob Romancheck. In July, during of all things an Allentown City Council meeting, some beautiful babe with long dark hair came out of nowhere and sat right next to him.

"Hi, my name is Terry," she purred.

Allentown watchdog Lou Hershman, who was sitting with me behind the good doctor, began sweating and popping all kinds of vitamins.

So maybe she had poor eyesight or something, right?

Well, guess what? It happened again at last night's Lehigh County Board of Commissioners' meeting, but this time, it was a hot blond. Dr. Romancheck said something about his airplane during courtesy of the floor, and she flew right at him when he was done.

"Ohhh, you're so impressive, Doctor."

What is it with this guy?

By the way, I'm a doctor, too, and I'm going to the Courthouse today in my rocketship.


Anonymous said...

I bet its his haircut and beautiful dental work!

michael molovinsky said...

perhaps you're doing a piece on the county budget and haven't posted it as yet. are you saying it was expected that dean browning would vote with the democrats?

Bernie O'Hare said...

Yes, Browning did buck his party and vote with the Democrats in support of Cunningham's budget. I'm working on the post now.

Anonymous said...

Where did Bobby get his good looks

Anonymous said...

Where did Bobby get his good looks

Anonymous said...

O'Hare is his grooming and fashion advisor.