What the Local MSM Hotshots are Saying

Philadelphia Will Do, a Philly blogger so dangerously demented that he makes fun of dead race horses on Christmas, also torments the Philly MSM with abridged versions of their columns.

I stole that idea a few weeks ago, and am doing it again. If he doesn't like it, he can sue me. Here's a recap of what our LV columnists and mainstream bloggers are saying.

Bill White: The people who run animal shelters are ready to kill each other. In my next column, I'm going to tell you that the people who run animal shelters are still ready to kill each other.

Joe Owens: He's not running for president after all, and it's all my damn fault!

Paul Carpenter: I've got a hot Japanese wife, baby! Eat your hearts out.

Eli Schwartz: I've got nothing, man.

Donald Hoffman: Neither do I.

Jim Deegan: I'm tapped out, too. You think this is easy? I'm an artiste.