Updated 1 pm:Business Matters and Fake News

Tony Iannelli

WFMZ-TV69's Business Matters begins its new season tonight at 7:30 pm. Host Tony Iannelli has a number of distinguished panelists to talk about Fake News. He also has me. I believe I was there as a pretty face. I would drive ratings up with my good looks and obvious sex appeal.  I do think that using a cement truck for my make-up was unnecessary and a bit cruel.

It was actually a pretty good show, except for Trump-acolyte Dean Browning. I put him into a headlock about half way through the show, but he countered by grabbing my crotch and we both spilled onto the floor and rolled around. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Ron Angle appeared and began kicking both of us. Then Steve Barron and Ken Kraft dove in and everyone was rolling around while someone shaved Tony Iannelli's head. Then the Allentown police arrived, even though this is in Salisbury Township.

"I thought you only mess with blacks," I shouted at one cop who actually threw his Tazer and baton away.

"Tazer? I don't need no steenkin' tazer," he said as he joined the fracas.

It was very informative.

The show ended after Iannelli morphed into the Predator and began removing people's spines. That's a tad too graphic for family television, if you ask me.

Do you think I'm giving you Fake News? Watch the show and find out.

Updated 1 pm: I've just been informed that WFMZ has delayed the airing of this show by a week. The station wants to wait until everyone is out of the hospital.