Ukraine: Time Correspondent Pisses Off More People Than Me!

Time Correspondent Michael Crowley tweeted the above pic with this comment: "not a character judgment, but this does kind of capture the moment". He's on his way to Kiev right now with Secretary of State John Kerry.

He's received responses like these:

"I keep telling y'all White folks are all fucked up in the head because there's a Black man in the WH taking care of business."

"Dear @assholeofday: I have a nominee for you."

"Congrats, @TIME. Your Moron of the Day"

"@CrowleyTIME You're trying my patience.Putin is a power hungry bigot and he can't touch our President's shine.You value the wrong shit."

"Big ass, pasty, balding white man with boobs and a beer gut, riding an old ass horse gives dudebros like @CrowleyTIME a hard dick. Lmao"

Incidentally, Russia and China are in complete agreement about Ukraine. So there you have it.

President Jello

While President Obama skips out on a National Security Team meeting on the Ukraine, and tells fellow Democrats it's "Happy Hour," at the very moment that Russians are invading Crimea, can anyone really doubt he's the Neville Chamberlain of the United States? Yes, the very man who ridiculed Mitt Romney for calling Russia our greatest geopolitical foe, has allowed a former KGB to make a fool out of us time and again. Putin's Crimean gambit is just the latest example.  

Whether it is Afghanistan, Iran, Syria or Israel, Obama has forged a new image of the United States as a weak and undependable ally.

We all should have known. After all, before his re-election, he was overheard telling a Russian President that, after the election, he'd have "more flexibility" to discuss Europe' missile defense.Then he went to cancel every part of the deal that bothered Russia. So basically, he's already thrown Eastern Europe under the bus. What's one more state? Given Obama's weakness, the only question I'd ask the Kremlin spy is, what took you so long?

At least Obama is not talking about crossing a red line again.

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

Ronald Reagan loved Margaret Thatcher. Bill Clinton had a weak spot for ..., well, that's another story. How about GW? He apparently has the hots for Vlad, but in a manly way, kinda' like a lumberjack. "I looked the man in the eye. I was able to get a sense of his soul."

Frankly, Putin scares the shit out of me. I stole this picture from Philly Will Do, which probably stole it from the CIA or something. I'm pretty sure the dude behind Putin is our very own Severson Scissorhands.