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Thursday, November 09, 2017

Rudiger Martinez on Election - "Great! ... Whatever"

NorCo employee Rudiger Lyle Martinez is back from yet another suspension for mooning the security cameras at the courthouse. While taking this involuntary vacation, he read a few of my blog posts and now calls me an establishment blogger. White bread.

"If an attempt on your life has not been made, you're doing a bad job," he told me.

"How about a smashed car window? Does that count?" I asked.

"I'm not talking about some psycho ex girlfriend," he answered.

"You are not a 'reporter that matters' until someone has slipped a piano wire around your neck from behind and tried to strangle you."

Rudiger has offered to turn me into a "relevant" blogger in exchange for the chicken finger platter from Nazareth Diner, complete with mashed potatoes and brown (not tan) gravy. He will also accept a shrimp basket with fries.  This payola must be provided once a week.

I asked Rudiger for his take on Tuesday's election.

"Great! ... Whatever.

"I voted for Ed Pawlowski because I want to see him arrested while in office."

He also claims that Emil Giordano would have won his race for Superior Court if he called himself Emily.
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11 comments:

  1. Peter J.cochranNovember 9, 2017 at 4:11 AM

    Maybe Rudiger can be next personal / HR person ,has interesting take on stuff. .

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  2. AnonymousNovember 9, 2017 at 4:49 AM

    well he has worked as an consultant before. but under a different name in Phoenix AZ

    https://local.theonion.com/hire-of-local-moron-gives-nation-hope-for-employment-1819574010

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    1. TerminatedNovember 10, 2017 at 2:30 PM

      Shouldn't the same rules apply to everyone Amy Trapp. I wonder if it's to late to contact an attorney

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  3. Jeffrey AnthonyNovember 9, 2017 at 8:24 AM

    Probably a little crazy, but very funny, and apparently harmless.

    There are certainly worse combinations.

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  4. XNovember 9, 2017 at 9:06 AM

    Bernie,
    That's a good one, I myself am wondering if all the kings court jesters as well as its voting base will want a seat in the court gallery!

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  5. AnonymousNovember 9, 2017 at 11:12 AM

    Where will Brown go? Will anything happen with Trapp?

    Your opinion please...

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    1. AnonymousNovember 10, 2017 at 2:26 PM

      I know couple of places that need dishwashers. Let's see if the can survive on 10.00 an hour

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  6. Bernie O'HareNovember 9, 2017 at 11:20 AM

    "well he has worked as an consultant before. but under a different name in Phoenix AZ

    https://local.theonion.com/hire-of-local-moron-gives-nation-hope-for-employment-1819574010"

    Yes, the Onion uses Rudiger's likeness, too. Don't tell him. He'll sue.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 9, 2017 at 12:54 PM

    I voted for Pawlowski for precisely the same reason.
    I like this kid.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 9, 2017 at 2:11 PM

    Anyone who would moon a security camera can't be all bad, I only hope it was a full moon complete with hanging turkey neck.

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  9. AnonymousNovember 9, 2017 at 3:30 PM

    Those who have the conviction to speak truth to power can suffer truly terrible repercussions.

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