Friday, July 10, 2015
For Love of a Pig ...
A Lancaster County man has brought new meaning to the term, "bringing home the bacon." The Patriot News reports that he's been charged with trespass and indecent exposure after being caught, drunk and naked, inside a barn with a bunch of pigs. He had been court ordered to stay away from the place in 2011, but couldn't resist.
"I just like pigs," he explained.
When I drank, I liked pigs, too. But I'm pretty sure they had two legs.
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First Earl, then Perry. You are a monstrous sadist who must be stopped.
Who the hell is Perry?
LMAO!
Well Trish said she was freighted when you were naked in her house. Maybe it was Earl the pig that was in danger. You should reach out to this guy.
Freighted? What the hell is freighted?
Pig Latin.
Hey Hey Hey Bernie you ole rascal, You also liked pot bellied pigs,
Only "pretty sure"
I want to know too - who the hell is Perry?
This is Perry Mezzacappa, daughter of Earl and TM https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTq9Cn-NrIYHH0rnTI4bvA5sXtBx9T0iHg1WYz0LItV8VIOp3q
What was your real relationship with Earl?
Life rule # 6830:
All around a pig's ass is pork. All around a sheep's ass is ewe.
Now that is real news LOL Bernie, thanks for the laugh. And who the hell is Perry?
I have no clue. But I do know I am a monstrous sadist who must be stopped.
Wasnt perry the baby piglet? Perry and Earl are in a much better place now.
I have no idea. The only person who does know is Mezzacappa, who obviously violated the no-contact provisions of her bail. I have had enough, and am reporting her to pretrial services.
Perry Bacon is a commentator on tee vee. Mmmmm. Bacon!
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