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Friday, July 10, 2015

For Love of a Pig ...



A Lancaster County man has brought new meaning to the term, "bringing home the bacon." The Patriot News reports that he's been charged with trespass and indecent exposure after being caught, drunk and naked, inside a barn with a bunch of pigs. He had been court ordered to stay away from the place in 2011, but couldn't resist.

"I just like pigs," he explained.

When I drank, I liked pigs, too. But I'm pretty sure they had two legs.
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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 12:56 AM

    First Earl, then Perry. You are a monstrous sadist who must be stopped.

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  2. Bernie O'HareJuly 10, 2015 at 1:00 AM

    Who the hell is Perry?

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  3. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 1:47 AM

    LMAO!

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  4. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 2:44 AM

    Well Trish said she was freighted when you were naked in her house. Maybe it was Earl the pig that was in danger. You should reach out to this guy.

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  5. Bernie O'HareJuly 10, 2015 at 2:54 AM

    Freighted? What the hell is freighted?

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  6. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 6:46 AM

    Pig Latin.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    Hey Hey Hey Bernie you ole rascal, You also liked pot bellied pigs,

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  8. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 8:26 AM

    Only "pretty sure"

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  9. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 9:49 AM

    I want to know too - who the hell is Perry?

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  10. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 12:20 PM

    This is Perry Mezzacappa, daughter of Earl and TM https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTq9Cn-NrIYHH0rnTI4bvA5sXtBx9T0iHg1WYz0LItV8VIOp3q

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  11. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    What was your real relationship with Earl?

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  12. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 3:30 PM

    Life rule # 6830:

    All around a pig's ass is pork. All around a sheep's ass is ewe.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    Now that is real news LOL Bernie, thanks for the laugh. And who the hell is Perry?

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  14. Bernie O'HareJuly 10, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    I have no clue. But I do know I am a monstrous sadist who must be stopped.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Wasnt perry the baby piglet? Perry and Earl are in a much better place now.

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  16. Bernie O'HareJuly 10, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    I have no idea. The only person who does know is Mezzacappa, who obviously violated the no-contact provisions of her bail. I have had enough, and am reporting her to pretrial services.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 10, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    Perry Bacon is a commentator on tee vee. Mmmmm. Bacon!

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