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Monday, December 26, 2022

McClure Needs to Do More For Closed Space.

I have complimented Northampton County Exec Lamont McClure for doing his best to add acre after acre to our open space with the acquisition of parklands. The County has also added trails and prerserved farms. But what about closed space? McClure's  done nothing about that. We have plenty of parks, but no dungeons or pickleball courts. That's where a dominatrix known only as "Mistress Krave" enters the picture.

Clad in black latex and accompanied by two slaves in stilettos and reflective masks, Krave was at a Fort Lauderdale's City Commissioner meeting last week to demand a BDSM dungeon for the doms and subs in Broward County. 

“I look forward to spanking each and every one of you at the new esteemed dungeon,” concluded Mistress Krave.

As surprising as this might be to you, there's a dungeon shortage in Broward County. 

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 26, 2022 at 6:11 AM

    Bernie isn't your writting lair considered one of these types of places this takes place in Northampton County? You being the dominatrix for the county elites while whipping them with your tongue in print.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 26, 2022 at 6:56 AM

    A city commissioner's meeting? What a piker.

    Don't "they" know they belong at a school event? Preferably K-3rd grade.

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