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Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Bethlehem Tp Zoom Meeting Hacked By Fat Naked Guy

Yesterday, I told you that Bethlehem Tp was poised to purchase six assault rifles to replace another six that have seen better days. While I agree this is probably necessary, national outrage over police misconduct in other jurisdictions made this transaction seem just a tad tone deaf. I suggested that Commissioners table the matter, and so did resident Dennis Brennan. To my amazement, Commissioners agreed. As a result, I skipped last night's meeting and instead went for a "run," if you can call it that, along the Tatamy bike path. I had no desire to listen on Zoom to a conditional use hearing for some kind of shopping center.  But now, Brennan and I are both in deep shit. You see, some fat naked guy hacked into last night's meeting, and posted all kinds of outrageous anti-Semitic and racist slurs. Commissioners had to end their meeting. The only two guys who were moaning about last night's meeting were Dennis and me. So we're probably pretty high on the Township's suspect list, and right after we complained about a police purchase.

Shit.

I have pictures to prove I was in the Tatamy bike path. See, I snapped this picture of the Bushkill Creek while standing on top of the Bushkill Street bridge.


So I'm innocent. Yes, the bridge is still under construction, and some old bag yelled at me for trespassing. But I'd rather be charged with that than disrupting a public meeting.


I also took a shot of this hang glider while on the path for some strange reason.

So I have an alibi.

Brennan has nothing, and he is kinda' fat.
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 4:35 AM

    Nit the first time you popped in someplace naked, right?

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  2. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 8:01 AM

    Bernie were was the circus fat man broadcasting from its mommas basement or the northeast DNC headquarters? This could and should be considered obscene porno for prosecution at the hearing.

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  3. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 8:49 AM

    Slurs and the Soviet Russian flags were the least offensive of that meeting, believe it or not.......

    A bunch of guys thought they were carrying something "special" and decided to show it all, in motion so to speak.....

    Quite a "view" to say the least..... :o

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  4. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 11:56 AM

    @ 8:01AM "Bernie were was the circus fat man broadcasting from its mommas basement or the northeast DNC headquarters? This could and should be considered obscene porno for prosecution at the hearing."

    You missed the details about the anti-semite and racist comments. Clearly you meant RNC.

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  5. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 1:40 PM

    Once again, Bernie scoops the local papers.

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  6. Bernie O'HareJune 16, 2020 at 4:42 PM

    It was in The Morning Call, but in a subdued manner, lol.

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  7. AnonymousJune 16, 2020 at 5:32 PM

    When I saw "fat naked guy" I actually immediately thought of you Bernie. Then I remembered you have lost weight, and realized it must be someone else.

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  8. Bernie O'HareJune 16, 2020 at 6:19 PM

    Sorry, WFMZ.

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  9. AnonymousJune 17, 2020 at 12:46 AM

    Tuned into that meeting. Gave myself a migraine by laughing so hard. Crying and sides aching. It was completely pathetic and sickening. Yet I could not stop laughing.

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