Today's one-liner: "The shortest way to the distinguishing excellence of any writer is through his hostile critics." Richard LeGallienne
Local Government TV
Thursday, January 02, 2020
Dolemite is Dynomite!
Here's how Dolemite introduces himself.
Dolemite is my name
And fucking up motherfuckers is my game!
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's
I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!
I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail
Yes, this is vulgar and crass. It's also funny. I'll watch 15 minutes of Messiah as my penance.
7 comments:
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Well, there's a real contribution to American culture.
ReplyDeleteActually, it is.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to put us in a moral and cultural toilet, then yes, I guess it is.
DeleteThis version is a little different from original but very good.
ReplyDeleteTo each his own.
ReplyDeleteI just wish aficionados of this genre would keep their windows rolled up and the decibel level below 90.
New you were a Netflix watcher?
ReplyDeleteIt's "knew," not "new." I am a rare netflix watcher. Do not have a lot of time.
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