I've done some cRaZy things back in the day. I've gone skinny dipping at 3 AM in a stranger's pool with a bunch of other drunks. I've done many other things that are pretty shameful, as you might expect from a drunk who lost his license to practice law.
But I never punched a police horse.
When the Eagles hosted Minnesota, two fans were arrested for just such an equine assault. One of the assailants calls Whitehall home.
But that's just one of those things, right?
No.
In the aftermath of the Eagles Superbowl victory, joyous fans decided to steal two police horses. Reports that an ostrich was stolen from the zoo turned out to be false, especially since the zoo has no ostriches. But a car was flipped, and for some reason, a Christmas tree was set ablaze. A cop was accidentally run over by a four-wheeler. The Ritz Carlton awning collapsed, and today I heard one radio personality claim he has a piece.
Good fun.
Then some bastard actually started eating horse shit.
In fairness, it might have been a reaction to Justin Timberlake's half-time show.
Horse poop is loaded with fiber. But the lame halftime show was enough to barf it up.
ReplyDeleteThe Animals in Philadelphia were let loose from their cages and we saw the predictable result.
ReplyDeleteThis was a great game. The Eagles simply beat the best team the NFL has produced in it's history. The Patriots over the past decade were simply the best there was.
ReplyDeleteNo longer. The Eagles deserved the win, as did Nick Foles having accomplished a Superbowl ring I would not be surprised if he retired. I was not in the least sorry to see the strutting, overconfident, arrogant Tom Brady slink away after the loss. The 'its not supposed to happening like this' look on the face of Bill Belichick during the game heralded an Eagles win long before the final whistle, still kudos to the Patriots they tried, god love them they tried, but as Brady said 'losing sucks'...
Indeed it does especially when you expected win... Go Birds... Nothing I can say about the city of Philadelphia, except its no different from any other 'lawless sanctuary city' best avoided after the sun goes down.
EAGLES FANS ARE THE WORST FANS EVER..THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CELEBRATE IN A HUMAN MANOR ONE HAS TO WONDER IF THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR DOES'NT REVERSE ALL THE GOOD THE WIN DID...COMON ASSHOLES SMARTEN UP BE PROUD ..DESTROYING PROPERTY WHERE YOU LIVE OR ANYWHERE ELSE IS JUST NOT SMART...YOU ALL BELONG IN CAGES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to mention the mayhem which occurred in the Boston area.....just as bad, if not worse.
ReplyDelete@6:34AM - same goes to those rioters in the Boston area.
Pathetic on both sides.
6:34 am.
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true Cowgirls' or NEP fan ! lol
Ah, remember here folks, which team ran off the field and would not shake hands. Real class New England.
Bernie, I neu some local had compt ticketz, butt what I didn't know it was the mayorz stall wall followers and church on the run! Property crimes are some serious shit especially seeing as the relocation of the cesspool types were seen eating horse shit!
ReplyDeleteGood story and Mr hidey how is very complimentary of cisternious types.
http://www.wdel.com/news/more-people-hurt-arrested-in-new-england-than-philly/article_511d3192-0a8e-11e8-8f8f-73b3913769b0.html
ReplyDeleteMore people arrested in New England...and they also robbed Gronk's house during the game.
It's true about SOME out of thousands of Philadelphia Eagles fans that happened to be criminals by destroying property, turning over cars, setting fires, breaking windows, looting a small grocery store. They should be made to pay for any damage they caused and thrown in jail. Where are the new England patriots squeaky clean when they won their Super Bowl's I think not. As far as Tom Brady walking off the field and showing poor sportsmanship by not congratulating Nick Foles is just another flaw in this character. It's not the first thing you walked away from, like Bridget Moynahan (who plays Tom Selleck's daughter on bluebloods) who is pregnant after a three-year romance. She can only say "I don't think any girl grows up dreaming of being a single mom".
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:34, your lame all caps angry rant filled with mispellings makes one believe YOU reside in a cage.
ReplyDeleteDat Lambert: 2/6 FG, 1/3 3FG, 4/4 FTs, 2 steals, 2 assists - 13
ReplyDeleteMy math tells me that’s only 11 points and not 13.
Cooking the books?
I could not watch the video of the guy eating horse crap. Philthy! Makes no sense. he will FOREVER be regarded as "the guy who ate horse shit." Good luck finding any girl, or guy, that's gonna wanna be with that guy! hahaha
ReplyDeleteCollinsworth......hate that pretty boy. Only one worse is Buck.
Mission Accomplished
ReplyDeleteAfter weeks of incitement by the media, running a football game as their lead story, feeding folks horseshit, and whipping them into a frenzy.
A well tested formula works every time. You're not sports fans, you're sheep, now go buy a jersey.
Anonymous at February 6, 2018 10:54 AM
ReplyDelete"Collinsworth......hate that pretty boy. Only one worse is Buck."
My mother-in-law hates his commentary so much that she mutes the TV when he speaks. Just mentioning his name or hearing him sets her off on a rant. We really don't know why. My kids and I enjoy a good laugh whenever we hear him. It has become a family thing. I am a Patriot fan and watched the Super Bowl with my brother who is a long-suffering Eagles fan. It was fun and enjoyable to watch. Glad my brother could experience the joy I felt in 2004 when the Red Sox finally won the World Series. Congratulations to the Eagles and their fans. You deserve it.
I said the F to football when they kneeled.... I showed my team. I put my flag out and watched TVland.... who needs then to see animals riot in philly later. I was asked where were colors for my team.. I told them- its right off the porch red white and blue as none of them is gonna stand for america......
ReplyDeleteBernie.. come on you have seen the local politicians spew H-poop for years....
ReplyDeleteanon 3:15, If you are doing an SNL skit, that is funny!
ReplyDelete3:15pm
ReplyDeleteSamuel Johnson had it right in 1775, when he spoke of the last refuge of scoundrels.
"Dat Lambert: 2/6 FG, 1/3 3FG, 4/4 FTs, 2 steals, 2 assists - 13
ReplyDeleteMy math tells me that’s only 11 points and not 13.
Cooking the books?"
Dat was 3/6 FG and had 13. Sorry to disappoint.
Thank GOD for wise intrested grand parents!
ReplyDeleteI was unaware that if you tell someone to "Eat Shit" that some people actually would
ReplyDeleteJust damn......