Last week, I told you three Judge Palmer stories. I received a fourth one today from a trial attorney who threatened to murder me if I dime him.
This lawyer was at one time an assistant District Attorney. He had worked out a deal with noted Allentown attorney Jerry Roth, who represented every hooker within a 50-mile radius and was called the "King of the Gypsies." The deal was that the DA would dismiss prostitution charges against a young lady on condition that she leave the Lehigh Valley and never return. In those days, you could do that sort of thing.
This arrangement was placed on the record before Judge Palmer, and he had a few questions.
"Where are you going to go if I dismiss this case?"
"California?"
"How are you going to get there?"
"I'm going to fuck my way."
"Do you realize how far that is?"
Today's one-liner: "The shortest way to the distinguishing excellence of any writer is through his hostile critics." Richard LeGallienne
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Friday, June 23, 2017
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Tasteless BO.. Do you share such filth with your ACC followers ?
ReplyDeleteI love this type of humor. It's real.
ReplyDeleteAnd funny.
priceless
ReplyDeleteHow far did she get?
ReplyDeleteI was not with her.
ReplyDeleteI heard she only made it as far as Intercourse and decided to settle there.
ReplyDeleteanon 140pm, now that's funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat story Bernie, always enjoy them.
The Banker
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