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Wednesday, May 06, 2015
How to Beat a Parking Ticket in Nazareth
Basically, he gave me a discount.
"But Judge, now I have nothing to write about," I complained. "Can't you at least have me chained and perp walked?"
"Get out of here."
"How about handcuffs?"
"Get lost."
I have vowed to appeal.
5 comments:
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Aren't you the sly one. You must have bribed the Judge with some of Tracta's cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just feed the meter or do you park in front of fire hydrants and in handicap spots like a weasel?
ReplyDeleteNo. I never park in front of a hydrant or in handicapped spots. The ticket i fought was bc I was parked outside the line, but i was unable to see the line bc of snow and salt on the road.
ReplyDeleteYou implied that you get a lot of parking tickets.
ReplyDeleteThat's ridiculous to get a ticket when the lines are covered.
I do get lots of tickets, usually for OT PARKING.
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