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Friday, March 14, 2014

Technical Difficulties

Sometime in the early morning hours, I lost Internet service. I swapped modems with my ISP, but service is down and may remain that way until Monday. My servants are working feverishly to remedy the problem, especially after I executed one of them. Until then, I'm blogging by iPhone.

Update 3/15/14,1:30 pm: I'm back in action!!!

10 comments:

  1. If you're down, is all of Nazareth down?

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  2. No. There is some problem at my estate. At first, they said it was my modem. Now, it's either something outside or I'm an idiot.

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  3. I believe it's the NSA because you have information about Malaysia 370. Don't answer your door! The eagle flies at midnight.

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  4. it's called "paying the bill." you executed the servant with the checkbook

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  5. 5:57, now that was funny!

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  6. Yeah, yeah. But believe it or not, I'm current.

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  7. Speaking of flight 370, if you lost your iPhone, it can be found in minutes via technologies built into the devise but they can't find a fuckin 777 airplane?

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  8. 7:06, if your iPhone was sitting at the bottom of the sea, well out of the range of cell towers, I doubt very much you would find it.

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