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Tuesday, March 04, 2014
Skeet Shooting At Angle's Farm
I dropped by Ron Angle's farm recently, only to discover that he and Jim Hickey were skeet shooting. ... In a tank. It's a step up from the last time, when they had me strip and gave me a 15-minute head start in their own version of hunger games.
While I was there, I asked Angle about a DEP appeal that some Irish terrorist filed, challenging his God-given right to spread shit on his lands.
Ron was nonplussed.
""Pull!"
"That only applies to Grade B shit," he told me, explaining a permit is only required for Class B sludge.
He then went on to tell me he now plans to spread Class A shit, which requires no permit at all. He's planning a 3" coating as soon as weather permits.
"What's the difference between Class A and Class B shit?" I asked.
"Better assholes," was Angle's answer. "You see, Hickey and I are Class A assholes. You're only a Class B asshole, Bernie. But keep trying."
"Pull!"
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There are 25,000 unemployed comedians and BOH is attempting to be funny. Pathetic attempt.
ReplyDeleteI kind of liked it!!
ReplyDeleteWho said this is comedy?
ReplyDeleteCue the banjo and squeal like a pig!
ReplyDeleteYou are crazy Bernie.
ReplyDeleteReibman always said there was an Angle snitch in his Admisntration. I guess we all know who that was now. So much for Hickey.
ReplyDelete"Reibman always said there was an Angle snitch in his Admisntration. I guess we all know who that was now. So much for Hickey."
ReplyDeletebitter much?
in the run-up to the 2001 election, several supposedly "loyal" Reibman cabinet members cozied up to Angle. Hickey was not one of them.
ReplyDeleteanon 6:20, Loveeeee IT!
ReplyDeleteDETAILS PLEASE!!!!