This will certainly ruin my image, but Superman is apparently becoming a blogger. You see, he's frickin' upset at things over at The Daily Planet. It seems that newspaper spends all its time writing about mindless subjects like American Idol. So for truth, justice and the American way, Clark Kent will ditch his job and enter the Kryptonite-infested world of the blogosphere.
Instead of facing arch-villain Lex Luthor, his new nemesis will be Matt Drudge or Arianna Huffington.
5 comments:
Superman! Help us! They closed down Route 22 because a truck full of Bernie's dirty shoes overturned! Now it is running into the Bushkill Creek! Save us, quickly!!!
Superman will never bust up the goodol boys kryptonte crew that controls the lehighvalley. They infect every hosehold aspect of living in the lehighvalley.
12:51, Just thank God it's not my underwear.
Isn't that something. Superman has Krytonite as his weakness. Sampson had his long hair. Nixon had his Watergate and Bernie has Tricia mezzacopolis from the Easton Metropolis. Good one Bernie.
Will Martin Till be assuming the role of Lex Luther to your Superman now that he has all this spare time?
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