This story was sent to me by a friend who will remain anonymous. I know he's a lying bastard because he never goes to church.
A sweet little old lady was sitting next to me in Church on Sunday, quietly praying.
“Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze; my favorite musician, Michael Jackson; my favorite salesman, Billy Mays; my favorite actress, Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer, Whitney Houston; and now, my favorite announcer, Dick Clark.
"I just wanted you to know that my favorite Blogger is 'Bernie O'Hare.'"
9 comments:
Love you, Bernie. We may disagree at times, but you certainly are an icon for the Valley!
Well Bernie, you aren't my favorite blogger but I'll make an exception in this case, lol.
You remind this "secret admirer" of yours about that old superstition that says, "what comes around, goes around"
:-O
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A LOYAL PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL DEMOCRAT DANCING ON THE GRAVES OF DEAD GUYS
I once offered a devout looking old lady the sign of peace at Mass. She smiled and withheld her hand and said, "I don't go for that shit.". Then, she went back to her rosary. This could be your lady. Good fun. Best blog going.
Remember, to progressive democrats, dead guys are still voters. :)
Isn't that something your lady friend, pig lady would say or think or act upon?
Anon 5:09, clearly a knee-jerk listener of Glen Beck.
Yeah well! It is always nice to pray for your enemies eternal salvation and Infinite peace at the right hand of God. That is as long as it occurs within the next 24 hrs.
I saw a little old lady wave to you the other day and she was using all five fingers. lol
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