That's right. I'm used to jumping out of helicopters and swimming forty miles under water and getting tortured and shit like that. Since some minister got caught spinning some tales about his imagined military past, I thought I'd give it a try."Did I ever tell you I was a SEAL?" I asked a woman in the Civil Division.
"Really? What were you, an elephant seal?"
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You also claim to be factual. You and the minister must be related.
Who's up at 3:36 posting lame comments on a blog -- any blog? Get some sleep. Count sheep. Buy a Sleep Number Bed. You'll be happier.
Col. James "Jimmy" Doolittle
3:36 is the 3 AM troll.
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