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Friday, November 05, 2010

ET Editor-in-Chief Bullies Poor Little Blogger

I'm currently consulting with several disbarred lawyers to see what legal recourse I have against Express Times Editor-in-Chief and all-around-meanie Joe Owens, who is using his considerable corporate resources to lash out against a poor little blogger.

Me.

Joe, don't you think I have feelings? If you cut me, do I not bleed? I'm just a wreck over a scurrilous blog he's posted about me after our joint appearance on WFMZ-TV 69's Business Matters. I cried in my little pillow all night.

Don't you just hate those attack bloggers?

First, Owens demeans me by posting my picture upside down. Would I ever do something like that to somebody? Have you ever known me to .... never mind.

Second, he insinuates I'm a know-it-all, calling me a "self-appointed expert in all matters media. And Northampton County. And city of Allentown. And Ron Angle's grooming habits. And many more topics." Hey, can I help that? It's a curse. I wish I were a little dumber, I really do.

Third, he claims he got the best of me on Business Matters, which I like to call BM. Not true. I schooled him until we got out into the parking lot.

Finally, he calls me a "menace." Not when I'm on my meds, Joe. Don't judge me, dude.

This is one BM you're gonna' have to see and judge for yourself. I'll post this BM when it airs. If it airs.
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 6:21 AM

    If Joe Owens bullied you, it's only because he's jealous! Don't you realize your "following" is
    growing and his paper's is disappearing.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 6:30 AM

    Owens wrote: "Iannelli tapes several programs in a row and O'Hare had been juiced up watching previous tapings"

    "Juiced Up" Who the ckck does Owens
    think he is?

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  3. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 6:51 AM

    i'm think a charity chmpionship wtrestling event

    ReplyDelete
  4. monkey mommaNovember 5, 2010 at 6:56 AM

    Gee, wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference? Plagarism much, Joe?

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    "Juiced up"

    What, is O'Hare doing 'Roids now?

    ReplyDelete
  6. Bernie O'HareNovember 5, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    "What, is O'Hare doing 'Roids now?

    As a matter of fact, Yes. Booze is out, so I thought I'd try that. My stomach muscle is getting gigantic.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Bernie O'HareNovember 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    "wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference?"

    Yeah, but I stole it from Finnigan.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Bernie O'HareNovember 5, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    "wonder where he got the Jerry Springer reference?"

    Yeah, but I stole it from Finnigan.

    ReplyDelete
  9. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    The ET has zero credibility on anything. They actually endorsed Jake Towne. What a joke. A leadership change has been needed over there for a long time.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 5, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Plagiarism? Jerry Springer has become synonymous with outrageous programming so it's not an original thought.

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  11. Chris CaseyNovember 5, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    I thought you read that copy of "How to make friends and influence assholes" that I sent you. Do you need another copy? I have one signed by Owens if you need it.

    ReplyDelete
  12. ClemNovember 6, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    If Joe Owens can bully you, you might as well just have the surgery and become legally dickless.

    ReplyDelete

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