Anyone who tries to pick up a street hooker has got to be just a little nutz. Can you say AIDS? Easton is betting these Johns may be crazy, but they're not stupid. Council member Elinor Warner is introducing legislation allowing the city to seize the car of anyone who solicits the services of a sex professional.This will force johns to use massage parlors. For a very reasonable price, you can get a relaxing rubdown from a beautiful lady, a soothing table shower, a steaming sauna and ... I think I just said too much.
Putting Johns into massage parlors instead of driving around will help save fuel costs, lower pollution, and result in less congestion in downtown Easton - glad to see Easton Council is doing its part!
ReplyDeleteYeah, well I would prefer to start riding my bicycle more often anyway and I'm told my jeep is worthless and ... I think I just said too much again.
ReplyDeletei'll have to reconsider eating at Friendly's
ReplyDeleteFriendly....Happy....it's all coming together now!
ReplyDeleteMakes sense! Street-walkers can be unregulated. However massage-parlors have to get a business license, they pay property taxes, and have all their employees pay the EMS tax.
ReplyDeleteSo this is environmentally friendly, and funds big government. Government make money off those who do to their customers, what they've been doing to tax payers forever.
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The only problem is that Easton got rid of those massage parlors, too, and now I have to drive ... I think I said too much again.
ReplyDeletewife to husband...Where the hell is the car?? Husband to wife..uh... :):):):)
ReplyDeleteNazareth had one a few years ago at $100 a pop, and I do mean pop! :) Thanks Henry
ReplyDeleteThat would be tough to explain, but it can be done. You just tell your wife it was repossessed by the bank and there was a horrible accident and ... I think I said too much again.
ReplyDeleteNazareth had one a few years ago at $100 a pop Actually, it was a little cheaper and they often handed out frequent visitor cards and ... I think I said too much again.
ReplyDeleteNazareth could use a good "rub-n-a-tug" establishment, but it likely couldn't get past the Draconian parking requirements. Quality of life proponent, Jack Herbst, helped the kids and is trying to help the dogs. How about some love for the grownups, Jack? Colonial hospitality? I believe I've said too much as well.
ReplyDeleteThere are a few vacant shops on Main Street. One of them actually is a very good (and legitimate) massage parlor.
ReplyDeleteFreindly's dosn't love you long time though. Just order a hot dog from there... I think I said too much. lol
ReplyDeleteShould Red Lobster ever call Deserts happy endings they could claim to give you Crabs and Happy Endings. Ohhhhhh
Hickory Dickory Dock the cops towed my car while I was on the block getting my C**k sucked. Ohhhhhhh
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, the city took my car because I tried to get off from you. Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I think Lee's Spa in Lower Nazareth fits the bill - just won't help reinforce the tax base in Nazareth boro LOL
ReplyDelete(and no I'm not some kind of sicko who goes to massage parlors, my son's karate school is in the same strip mall as the "spa")
Don't forget Lehigh County - maybe Pawlowski can use some of those empty buildings in downtown Allentown?
ReplyDeleteSure get people back into town. Let's hear it for economic development at a "grass roots" level!
Karen, That's Kim's Spa, and I'm sure you've never ever ever ever seen a red jeep parked there. If you did, it wasn't mine. Id it was, someone stole it.
ReplyDeleteI typo'd - it is Kim's Spa.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't talking about that red jeep with the tire-holder bike rack are you? I see it all the time....
However, one time my devious husband was in the parking lot with the ambulance and hit the siren to see how many eyeballs would show up at the "little peephole" they have in the tinted window - let's just say it was extremely funny :)
wow, even City Council is getting involved in the clean and safe campaign. Go get the johns and the jills. We need them off of our streets.
ReplyDeleteBernie, you are one creepy dude
ReplyDeleteDon't hate me 'cuz you can't be me.
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