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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Obama Actually White Dude From Wisconsin

I never saw this coming. Turns out Barack Obama is actually some white dude from a trailer park in Beaver Dam, WI.

Reporters first became suspicious when they caught him bowling last week in Altoona. True, he only bowled a 37, but was having too much fun with a "beer hunter" T-shirt.

Then he started claiming he's really a gun nut, and was sad he missed Glock Day in Philly last week. To prove his point, he shot one of his aides with a bazooka!

He finally admitted his "whiteness" after winning a chugging contest at State College. "Come on, do you honestly think I'd be running for president if I were black?"

"I knew it!," screamed Hillary Clinton, who now is claiming she's actually a man.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 8, 2008 at 11:48 PM

    And McCain is actually a cyborg!

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  2. AnonymousApril 9, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    "And McCain is actually a cyborg!"

    Resistance Is Futile!

    O_o

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  3. AnonymousApril 9, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    Well, O'hare, how long do you think it will be before someone calls you a bigot and sexist? I'm guessing noon.

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  4. Blah SocietyApril 9, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    Just over an hour to go and you're in the clear!

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  5. Bernie O'HareApril 9, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    So far, so good.

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  6. Blah SocietyApril 9, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    Must have meant Thursday at noon.

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  7. AnonymousApril 10, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    They only call people racist at the the meetup rallies and the office openings.

    BTW, interesting how Obama states in his commercials that he will not take money from oil companies. No one has and No one can as a result of campaign finance laws.

    Also interesting how Obama cries foul that gas is $3.50 a gallon, oil companies have made 100's millions in profit and GET FED tax subsidies. OBAMA YOU voted for the energy bill that gave the oil companies these tax subsidies. Nice commercials but only mislead the public. Just so happens Hillary voted against this bill.

    One more example how the Obama’s message sounds good if you do not have the facts.

    This is why I am looking at experience and record when I cast my vote.

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  8. AnonymousApril 11, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    Who gets more in donations from Oil execs, Oil Worker Unions, and Oil company PAC's?

    "Vote Obama For Your Momma!"

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