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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

A Warning From Above (or Below)?

In the post you see below about Gracedale, I am highly critical of Gracedale's so-called administration. But as I pecked away on my keyboard, s strange thing happened. My hands began to burn like they were on fire. It's almost as though Council member Kelly Keegan pulled out a voodoo doll of me and started burning my effigy's hands. Was God punishing me for being so mean? Was Satan giving me a sample of things to come? I actually had to walk away for a few minutes until the fire went out.

After some research, I think it was neither the Almighty nor Beelzebub. It was cycling. I sometimes grip my handlebars too tightly, and the burning sensation was my circulation returning to normal.

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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM

    Your hands were burning with the truth.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM

    Honestly coulda been any of us. I mean at the last convention, we sold hundreds of Bernie voodoo dolls

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  3. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM

    it was Kelly, she cast a spell on you

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  4. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM

    It might also be that other thing you do.

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  5. Kelly KeeganJuly 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM

    Bernie, I'm touched that you think about me so often. It's both enduring and oddly flattering. I had no idea I occupied so much space in your thoughts, but thanks for letting everyone know.
    I always say, "there is only one thing worse than people talk smack against you, and that is nobody talking about you at all."

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  6. Kelly KeeganJuly 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM

    *endearing

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  7. Kelly KeeganJuly 8, 2026 at 11:50 AM

    I should've used AI! 😂😂😂😂

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  8. Bernie O'HareJuly 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM

    Kelly, You can be sure that lots of people have been talking about you. I am happy to hear that you are flattered and endearing. I'd write about you more often, but my head usually explodes when I try.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM

    I think of Kelly every time I see a news story involving Erika Kirk, whom Kelly said would be better of without her murdered husband. I also think about Kelly when I see videos about mean people and whales.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM

      Every time I see Erika Kirk I think of how smart EASD was by not listening to all the dipshits calling for Keegan's resignation while others who were fired are collecting millions now.

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    2. AnonymousJuly 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM

      Well the idiot shouldn't have been posting anything on school time so there's that.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM

    When i heard of this i thought only how sad. There are truly horrible people out there. Please no lectures about the constitution. I am talking about the fact We have a loss of civility in our country and frankly pure evil that now is rewarded.

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  11. AnonymousJuly 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM

    Bernie dolls in all sizes being crafted just in time for Halloween.

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