I'm Jacko the Monkey.
I live in a closet at the Northampton County Courthouse. I'm about to come out of the closet
I'm used to eating bananas and throwing poop. Little did I suspect that I, an innocent and playful simian, would get dragged into the dirty world of Northampton County politics by a bottom-feeding blogger.
He got me drunk one night and has my story on tape. He's threatening to release it before November's election. He's apparently never heard the expression, "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil".
He has monkey brains.
You tea-party types need to talk him out of publishing his story, which he calls "gorilla warfare."
If he goes ahead anyway, I want you all to know that NorCo's GOP DA candidate, Tom Carroll, used me. I may toss poop nuggets, but I'm no racist.
Throw the poop, throw the poop!
ReplyDeleteAll the candidates you work for end up doing tremendous harm to the public. I suspect your latest customer will be a similar disaster. And I thought Terry was OK, until now.
ReplyDeleteTerry needs to think about how to explain that his number 1 campaign worker is a woman abusing bum. Its a shame.
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Looks like 6:18 AM is a meggacrazy production....
ReplyDeleteTom Carroll is no racist. You don't seem to know him.
ReplyDeleteMore than meggacrazy. It's MezzacRaZy.
ReplyDeleteWatch out bernie first your shinning shit and now throwing shit? Now next it will be packing shit and the fudge packing crew will overwhelm your articles and comments will begin the gay dating site. This being a product of the news that lady like obama will be the democrat canadate.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows the story. I hope you ask the victim before posting. Or at least leave her name out of it.
ReplyDeleteJacko is the real victim here.
ReplyDeleteBernie, if you are going to write a story, just write a story.
ReplyDeleteI'm not writing it. Jacko is.
ReplyDeleteThis story makes no sense! What is this all about, please?
ReplyDeleteBernie, do you to suffer from multiple personality disorder or is that just jacko?
ReplyDeleteNice work abe cassis you punk. throwing dirt without taking ownership
ReplyDelete10:41, i’m Nutz, to be sure.
ReplyDelete10:50, Jacko is very offended at being compared to Abe “Cassis.” Jacko thinks he’s cuter. If he sees you, he has a poop ball for you.
ReplyDelete10:25, All In good time.
ReplyDeleteThe microdick brewery grand opening is scheduled for July 4, 2019 down from the courthouse. Size requirement for membership. You're a shoe a in Bernie. They even serve alcohol free ...its called the disbarred dickless dynobeer. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteYou should team up mr hidey hoo, jacko and slosshturd for this shit slinging summerfest, they would commpliment todays politicos.
ReplyDeleteInvite "goofy hot doggy " Todd Weaver from emergency management to please. He can serve those old hot dogs from fire school
ReplyDeleteLOVE the way this played out in the press. Jacko didn't even have to lift his pen again. Some people, like Carroll, have no shame. Incredible. Snover: I really don't know anything about this. Maybe you need to find out?
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