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Thursday, May 03, 2018

Technical Difficulties

By this time, I usually have one or two stories posted. But when I sat down to start writing tonight, my Internet service was out. my first thought was that RCN, my ISP was the reason.But when i called, I was told the problem was at my end. I have to disconnect all my plugs and cables, wait a minute, and then reconnect. I did so. Still no internet. For reasons that only my psychiatrist can explain, I decided I needed more extension cords and outlets. So I went out and bought them, and they're now everywhere. Even my ass is plugged in. But sill no Internet. I was ready to give up and call for service when it dawned on me that it could be me. You see, earlier today, I had my servants install a new air conditioner. In the process, one of them accidentally pulled it out. I reconnected and am back in business with about 40 surge protectors and 80 extension cords.

I was unable to determine which servant was responsible, so I had them all shot.

6 comments:

  1. Stick a plug up your ass!

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  2. Bernie, it must have been them damm russianz with there damm emp. Me and a freind the only one I have had to use are land lines to talk last night too? My internet was down on all my gagetz and I had no read material to fall asleep by.
    The poster must have not redd the article ass like the assklownz, you too were sticking plugz in your ass.

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  3. You won’t be shooting anyone with an AR15 or a Bump Stock.
    Those days are coming to an end, by golly.
    LOL!!!!

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  4. RCN has been sucking it up with issues with internet on their end lately nation wide. The more we spend, the worse the service.

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  5. RCN is the Russians that are perpetrating this one.

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  6. Hey 1:31, there’s no room he already has those Gerbils up there!

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