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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Charlie "Fed Ed Lite" Thiel Plans a Wine Tasting Fundraiser

Meow! Allentown Mayoral candidate Charlie "Fed Ed Lite" Thiel will host a wine-tasting fundraiser on Tuesday, April 25, 5:30-7:30 pm, at the Sleepy Cat Urban Winery, located at 1840 W Allen Street. All the beautiful people will be there, pretending they don't fart. Now Sleepy Cat charges only $5 for a wine tasting, but you get to pay $100. It will be oh-so-so-do-so-pa. For $1,000, you get two bottles of wine and a frickin' program.

Fed Ed Lite is picking up right where Fed Ed left off.

11 comments:

  1. It's quite simple. If you like Mr Thiel and you plan to vote for him, you'll attend. If you don't give a rat's ass about him, you won't.

    Put me in the latter group, thank you.

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  2. Will Mikie and lil' Pete be there?

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  3. It might be time to upgrade Thiel to Fed Ed Medium. Who would give him $1,000 and not expect political favors? Thiel, a one time Pawlowski insider, is beginning to look like a complete and total politician. I'm afraid Thiel may be the chosen candidate of NIZ investors, I haven't seen any of the other candidates seeking 4 figure donations.

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  4. Fed Ed Jr. in action. He learned well from the master manipulator. Who is his Fleck? Probably Ms. Mann! In the early 1980's Joe Bag of Donuts only requested $100 campaign donations. Inflation, or Pawlowski greed, you decide.

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  5. Hey, if Scam Bennett comes, and Thiel charges for wine by the glass, he could fund his whole campaign.

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  6. As a "lite" event will he go with the Ripple instead of the Beau-jolly ?

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  7. Don't you think it's time for Jennifer Mann to get married and move on with her life. She is not relevant anymore and in fact, she never really was.

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  8. Another sexist remark.

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  9. Please no Jen Mann......PLEASE!!!

    *the no farting comment was a nice touch.

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  10. Hilarious. You can't make this stuff up.

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  11. Who will contribute to a GoFundMe to buy Bernie a Thai dinner and one ticket to the fundraiser?

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